{"id":419,"date":"2015-05-05T13:00:33","date_gmt":"2015-05-05T18:00:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/coffeecantata.co\/?page_id=419"},"modified":"2019-07-14T17:45:19","modified_gmt":"2019-07-14T22:45:19","slug":"faq","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/coffeecantata.co\/?page_id=419","title":{"rendered":"FAQ"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Can I put an ad on your site? Would you be interested in joining our affiliate program?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Short answer: No.<\/p>\n<p>More detailed answer: I started this blog to serve as my personal coffee diary, so that I could have a record of what I liked and didn&#8217;t like about various coffee origins. I model my site after companies like Cook&#8217;s Illustrated and Consumer Reports, where they take no ad revenue and put out objectively reasoned opinions. My integrity is extremely important to me and for that reason, I will not promote any product for pay, nor will I take advertisement dollars.<\/p>\n<p><strong>I&#8217;m a coffee roaster. If I send you some beans, will you review my coffee?\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Send me an email through the contact form on this\u00a0website. In exchange for complimentary beans, I will publish a 100% unbiased review, done exactly the same way that I write up reviews for beans that I&#8217;ve purchased with my own money. Please ensure the roast date is on the packaging and endeavor to send FRESH beans &#8211; I only buy and review beans that are within 2 weeks of their roast date, so if you send beans that are older than this, I won&#8217;t be able to describe them accurately to readers because they&#8217;ll be out of their peak freshness window by the time I get to taste them.<\/p>\n<p>I tend to favor light-roasted coffee so while I will review coffees that are medium-roasted or darker, you may not get feedback you like from me if the beans are darker than Full City.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Good grief, lady, how much coffee do you drink in a day???<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Surprisingly, not much! I typically drink 8-12 oz of pourover or two doubleshots of espresso each morning. If I am taste-testing a new bag of beans, I will sample a bit from all brew methods, but I rarely will drink the whole cup (unless it&#8217;s REALLY good).<\/p>\n<p><strong>How do you decide what to review?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I am always on the lookout for new coffee roasters, and I visit coffee shops local to where I live to see what they have in stock that is fresh (ideally less than a week old at most). There are also roasters from whom I will mail-order beans. Occasionally, friends will get me beans as gifts.<\/p>\n<p>I try not to publish &#8220;bad&#8221; reviews &#8211; I try to be more objective about how I evaluate the coffee by saying, &#8220;This coffee tastes like cigarette ash&#8221; vs. &#8220;OMG EW.&#8221; After all, what if you like the taste of cigarette ash? I imagine though that it&#8217;s pretty easy to tell when I like a coffee vs. when I do not.<\/p>\n<p><strong>What&#8217;s the best coffee?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Too complicated and loaded of a question to answer. It&#8217;s like trying to determine who the best rock band of all time is. We could spend a lifetime arguing this topic.<\/p>\n<p><strong>What&#8217;s YOUR\u00a0favorite coffee?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Visit the <a href=\"https:\/\/coffeecantata.co\/?cat=13\">Hall of Fame<\/a> category on this site to get an idea of which coffees I rate most highly.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Do you get headaches when you don&#8217;t drink coffee?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>YES. I get the sort of headaches that takes half a day and 4 Advil to make me not want to crawl into a hole and die. It&#8217;s surprising considering I drink such a relatively small amount, but I&#8217;m rather dependent on the stuff.<\/p>\n<p><strong>What&#8217;s the worst coffee you&#8217;ve ever had?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I will admit, the worst coffee I&#8217;ve ever had was one that I made. It was back when I worked as a bartender for a while during grad school, and a customer asked for a cup of coffee. Now, I was new, and I had never used a commercial coffee machine &#8211; just the Mr. Coffee type things where you have to put water in the reservoir. I had not been taught how to operate the coffee maker, and I didn&#8217;t know it was plumbed in, so I found some place in the machine to pour in water. I have no idea where to this day. The coffee that came out looked weak, but we were quite busy so I filled up a mug and served it. The customer left a little while later with most of the mug untouched. I don&#8217;t blame him at all, because at that point, I poured myself a bit from the pot and realized it tasted like dirty dishwater. To whoever you are: I&#8217;m so sorry!!! I wish you had complained!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Who is this &#8220;Shutterbug&#8221; you keep referring to?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>That would be my husband, who has his own <a href=\"http:\/\/jonpfischer.com\/\">photography site<\/a>. I don&#8217;t refer to him by name just because I think it&#8217;s funnier that way &#8211; no particular privacy issues or concerns, really. As far as I know, he doesn&#8217;t talk about me on his site, but if he did, I&#8217;d have no problem being the Caffeine Queen or Latte L&#8217;amour or something like that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Can I put an ad on your site? Would you be interested in joining our affiliate program? Short answer: No. More detailed answer: I started this blog to serve as my personal coffee diary, so that I could have a record of what I liked and didn&#8217;t like about various coffee origins. 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