Coffee Cantata is my first real website, and one thing I have learned is that websites and spam go hand-in-hand. Some of the spam is pretty hilarious, too! Most of it consists of links to questionable prescription drugs and SEO marketing, but every now and then I get a comment that makes me laugh. Here are some of my favorites so far. All grammar and spelling mistakes are courtesy of the commenters!<\/p>\n
These infusers are the perfect trade off for Kung-Fu tea connoisseurs<\/strong><\/p>\n I had no idea tea drinkers were so hardcore.<\/p>\n What a stuff of un-ambiguity and preserveness of precious know-how regarding unpredicted feelings.<\/strong><\/p>\n I read this five times and I still don’t understand this sentence. Go home, spammer, you’re drunk.<\/p>\n I don’t know who you’re however definitely you’re going to a well-known blogger if you happen to aren’t already.<\/strong><\/p>\n I don’t know who you’re either, but I love contractions too!<\/p>\n Keep tuned to them by name in your order with\u00a0tao of badass vs mystery method the most common and consistent element in your life<\/strong><\/p>\n Wait, wait, wait… there’s something called the “tao of badass”??? Sold!<\/p>\n My brother recommended I may like this web site.\u00a0<\/strong>He used to be totally right.\u00a0This submit actually made my day! Hold on,\u00a0hate mail or compliment? I need to know if I should feel burned or not.<\/p>\n WOW just what I was looking for. Came here by searching for achieve weight loss<\/strong><\/p>\n HA! When you find the answer, can you let me know?<\/p>\n Of course, when it comes to losing weight, being discipline is probably the secrets to achieving your\u00a0ideal weight.<\/strong><\/p>\n STOP JUDGING ME! *cries into my ice cream*<\/p>\n I think the Giants offensive line is very overrated. <\/strong><\/p>\n I don’t follow football (the Giants are a football team, right?), so someone else out there, chime in and let me know if this is something that’s supposed to offend me!<\/p>\n He also provided extensive news story is told about how herding cats is one of the most difficult and rewarding jobs<\/strong><\/p>\n I can’t argue with this.<\/p>\n Thank you a lot and I am taking a look forward to touch you.<\/strong><\/p>\n Are you going to at least buy me dinner first?<\/p>\n Drink Water\u2013 The only liquid you need to drink is water.<\/strong><\/p>\n This is a COFFEE blog. GTFO.<\/p>\n Keep ’em coming, spammers. 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