The best spam comments (March-September 2015)

Coffee Cantata is my first real website, and one thing I have learned is that websites and spam go hand-in-hand. Some of the spam is pretty hilarious, too! Most of it consists of links to questionable prescription drugs and SEO marketing, but every now and then I get a comment that makes me laugh. Here are some of my favorites so far. All grammar and spelling mistakes are courtesy of the commenters!

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I had no idea tea drinkers were so hardcore.

What a stuff of un-ambiguity and preserveness of precious know-how regarding unpredicted feelings.

I read this five times and I still don’t understand this sentence. Go home, spammer, you’re drunk.

I don’t know who you’re however definitely you’re going to a well-known blogger if you happen to aren’t already.

I don’t know who you’re either, but I love contractions too!

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Wait, wait, wait… there’s something called the “tao of badass”??? Sold!

My brother recommended I may like this web site. He used to be totally right. This submit actually made my day!

Hold on, hate mail or compliment? I need to know if I should feel burned or not.

WOW just what I was looking for. Came here by searching for achieve weight loss

HA! When you find the answer, can you let me know?

Of course, when it comes to losing weight, being discipline is probably the secrets to achieving your ideal weight.

STOP JUDGING ME! *cries into my ice cream*

I think the Giants offensive line is very overrated.

I don’t follow football (the Giants are a football team, right?), so someone else out there, chime in and let me know if this is something that’s supposed to offend me!

He also provided extensive news story is told about how herding cats is one of the most difficult and rewarding jobs

I can’t argue with this.

Thank you a lot and I am taking a look forward to touch you.

Are you going to at least buy me dinner first?

Drink Water– The only liquid you need to drink is water.

This is a COFFEE blog. GTFO.

Keep ’em coming, spammers. I’m enjoying this.